So I was watching TV and saw a promo video for Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls and he’s stuck on an island surrounded by cold water and needs to swim to the mainland. So far I’m on board. Bear is concerned about the cold water and spots a seal, his idea is to make a wetsuit out of it…. holy crap stop right there!

I can see where insulating yourself from the water makes sense, but you’re covering yourself in SHARK BACON!!! Sure you’re warmer but now your deliciousness quotient has gone up exponentially! Wow… I mean… you gotta watch this…

2 Responses to “Seal Skin Wetsuit? Possibly the Worst Idea Ever”

  1. evan says:

    If you were the Discovery Channel’s Chief Shark Officer, they could’ve had you on the show to point that out.

  2. Rob D says:

    I know right! I could pop up in a little inset on the bottom of the screen and shake my head in disapproval ಠ_ಠ I mean sure he’d be warmer but now he’s a target for things that eat seals… not sure that balances out… I mean just grow a pair and swim over :p